I propose we change the name of the Soul Patch to the Douchebadge.
What say you?
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Oh we've already done that in the year 2032. It was a big disappointment. Nothing but a bunch of rocks and God.
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Yo Quiero Le Freedom Fries!
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Dwarves with large, stubby fingers. Science.
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Hopefully, I will learn how to text by then.
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Well if Herr Obama and his commucrats have anything to say about it, we will all be wearing matching Fubu uniforms as we line up at the health clinic to get our free abortions and heroin packets.
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Well, yeah. This livejournal actually doesn't belong to me. I just stopped by for a peek. I guess you caught me. What the hell is up with this quickly guy anyway? It wasn't even worth me sneaking in here. What kind of name is quickly anyway?
Peace out!
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Let's see. I think it was Look Who's Talking 5. I spectated it on my uBox 5000 with my left eye and thought-did my 2082 federal income taxes with the right eye. Comrade President-Commander Obama the Third is giving us drug dealers another tax break, so I am thinking about upgrading to the uBox 5000.02 with the optional pec-implanted surround sound speakers. Life in the future is great! Now if you excuse me I have to get back there- I double parked my hover board over in New China.
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Lock-box.
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smaller hands, the ladies
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I don't know, but I am sure its better than what you listen to.
J/K! I use the theme from Classic Concentration with Alex Trebek. Isn't it so crazy that Classic Concentration was actually the newest Concentration? It wasn't even really classic at all. They didn't change the formula and then go back to the old formula because the new formula tasted like a hot bucket of crap! Remember New Coke? Remember roller skating? Remember the cold war?
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Actually, yeah. I have been thinking about it a lot lately. I am starting to wonder if this whole satanism thing is really legit or just a way for the church to get money. I mean they made a mandatory switch from the red robes to the white robes, knowing full well that the blood and excrement stains would show like a neon sign. And of course, we are only allowed to use that one dry cleaner all the way down on Beezle Street. Guess who owns part of that? That's right- freakin' High Priest Argyle. What an amazing coincidence! Oh and what about this new pentagrams to purgatory program? I am I supposed to believe we can just buy our way to the grand ol' party at the fiery lake. And don't even get me started on all of the Unreverand Uziel's recent sermons on politics and the environment and all these "current" issues. What ever happened to good old goat's blood and fornicating?
Anyway, I thought about being a jew, but I don't know if I can give up pork. You see, I am big bbq fan and beef bbq is just not real bbq.
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| Date: | 2009-06-16 14:48 |
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Is Baby-shaking really all that bad? Or is this just the sensationalist/alarmist media trying to drum up ratings? I mean I was shaken as a baby, my parents and their parents all got a good shake every now and then. It might even be healthy. I mean it gets all the blood flowing and shakes all the impurities to the bottom. I mean I give myself a shake every once in awhile, just to get things going.
Also, Barack Obama is a fascist.
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That's easy! The 1910's! The 1910s represented the culmination of European militarism which had its beginnings during the second half of the nineteenth century. The conservative lifestyles during the first half of the decade, as well as the legacy of military alliances, was forever changed by the assassination, on June 28, 1914, of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, the heir presumptive to the Austro-Hungarian throne. The murder triggered a chain of events in which, within 30 days, World War I broke out in Europe. The conflict dragged on until a truce was declared on November 10, 1918, leading to the controversial, one-sided Treaty of Versailles, which was signed on the June 28, 1919.
Here are some of the highlights of the decade:
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| Date: | 2009-06-12 10:37 |
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Someone made the comment on one of my friends post about Hockey being just a bunch of guys sliding around on the ice. I think its funny how if we don't like something, we explain it in the simplest terms imaginable to make it seem stupid.
Baseball is just hitting a round piece of leather with a wooden stick.
Football is just a guy throw an oval to another guy and a bunch of other guys trying to catch him.
Basketball is just some dudes trying to put a round thing in another round thing that's attached to a tall pole.
Sex is just some dude trying to put a round thing in another round thing.
Dancing is just people moving their bodies around to music.
Trivial Pursuit is just people answering questions and put plastic in more plastic.
Capitalism is just people going around handing pieces of paper to each other.
Brain Surgery is just some dude using something sharp to cut open another dude and move stuff around or whatever it is they do in brain surgery.
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There has not been one single post on my friend's list today. You guys are a bunch of bitches.
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Q: What did Larry the Cable Guy say when the waitress asked how he wanted his steak cooked?
A: I don't know. I don't watch that show.
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One time I was the Green Ranger, but I heard Sarah McLachlan didn't like that color, so I became the Red Ranger. As it turns out, she likes dragons more than she hates the color green. So former Red Ranger made off with my woman.
Oh well, at least I still have my flute sword. Have fun with your sad animal commercials former Red Ranger!
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Your mom! Oh snap!
or
Your mom! (oh snap!)
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